Transportation: Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat...

By busfail - 22/03/2012 18:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By protoplasm stole my seat - 26/01/2013 01:24 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

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By Quackadoodledoo - 24/04/2014 02:21 - United Kingdom - Edgware

Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML

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By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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By OrangeTree12 - 04/04/2009 06:05 - Canada

Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML

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Pervy

By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

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Maddidaddi 0

Friday 23 March 2012 0:23

I would have hit him.

footballfreak65 6

Friday 23 March 2012 0:24

You should have yelled " oh look they are giving free hotdogs outside"

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bluemonkey16 7

Friday 23 March 2012 5:40

I would have just climbed over him. No one is gonna stop me off my stop.

tattoofano 0

Friday 23 March 2012 5:51

or, just start farting for a couple of minutes. shit like that álways helps.

myriane_fml 5

Friday 23 March 2012 6:05

Wow, so many violent and/or offensive responses... How many of you would really do what they said here, huh?

downtime 12

Friday 23 March 2012 6:18

...Aside from punching him, the most violent it's been has implied climbing over him making a point of stepping on painful areas. Yes, I'd do that. Why not?

myriane_fml 5

Friday 23 March 2012 6:20

Just wondering, is all. Some people can be pretty mouthy behind a computer screen but in real life...

bankrupt 15

Friday 23 March 2012 14:26

I was dumped on all my life and now I just won't take it anymore (cue Twisted Sister). If I were in that situation I would have had no problem either climbing over him or, if that did not seem possible, screaming my head off, i.e. "I have to get off and this man is too rude to move out of my way!" This fat **** got away with it because the OP didn't draw any attention to the situation. Assholes depend on silence to get away with being assholes; they count on catching their victims so flat-footed that they don't react quickly enough to turn the situation around. But once you point at them and scream "ASSHOLE" and everyone else is looking at them and saying, "Yeah, she's right, you're an asshole" they tend to back down.

yeongji 31

Friday 23 March 2012 6:13

I would have poked him in hope of deflating him :o Just a suggestion.. I have been in a similar situation before. A woman sat next to me and her arm's fat rolls were literally over me. But thank goodness she did not stop me from getting off my stop. What the man did to you was just disgusting and insensitive.

babalicios 1

Friday 23 March 2012 6:27

I dont get it. Wht happened?

sikstix 2

Friday 23 March 2012 6:30

Fat *****. Brought to you by Mike's Meatball Sub and Fried Chicken Palace

lowie89 7

Friday 23 March 2012 7:42

Should have offered him a big Mac if he got up

Hts777 4

Friday 23 March 2012 7:46

Should've have gave him a titty twister!

luccmon 6

Friday 23 March 2012 7:47

**** that asshole. I have no respect for obese people. Or openly rude people.

ladydarkrose 5

Friday 23 March 2012 14:29

Not all obese ppl r like that ass tho. I have meet quite a few that make me laugh & r not total jackasses like him.

hewro_failure 11

Friday 23 March 2012 8:05

I would have hit him and made fun of him ... Until he cried... Morbidly obese people are really freaking disgusting!!! I'm sorry not only because you missed your stop but also because you had to sit next to him and got stuck under his fat rolls... Who knows what else may have been in his fat rolls