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By Emmy - 02/10/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

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By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By Tanny - 19/04/2017 04:00

Today, I was playing basketball, and while trying to jump and shoot, I farted on the face of the person behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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Own it!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the store, I thought I could let a small fart slip and blame it on the guy behind me. I did it, then turned to glare at him in disgust, only for him to turn and yell at the crowd, “This bitch farted, not me!” FML

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Never trust your anus

By JacksFarts - 18/06/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in an elevator going up to the 32nd floor when I felt the urge to let out a fart. Feeling like it was either fart now or have appendicitis, and that it would be quiet, I thought no one would notice. It wasn't silent. It was loud and proud, and the cute girl next to me started laughing uncontrollably. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2011 20:45 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss when I accidentally let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

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By whipplewhip - 30/06/2013 04:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML

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Get a load of this

By Zoro - 13/09/2023 21:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML

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Stealth

By smellyhair - 02/11/2014 11:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML

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MarvelFF1243 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 16:30

Maybe because she's on a escalator.

luvppl 6

Sunday 2 October 2011 16:41

Sorry I read elevator... I made a mistake but thanks for pointing out that it said escalator :)

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kaileigh10 2

Monday 3 October 2011 0:30

That is hilarious!!!

TexasRanger95 0

Monday 3 October 2011 1:08

Some people pay for that...

juston_p 1

Monday 3 October 2011 1:57

How?

bibi18_fml 0

Monday 3 October 2011 2:34

I have to agree with you, bankrupt. It is truly gross to have to smell someone elses stench when you yourself wouldn't do that. People have no manners or self-discipline anymore

leadsails320 0

Monday 3 October 2011 3:28

you should have let a nasty ass one rip right by her

hannahcorrine 0

Monday 3 October 2011 4:33

Gross.

SS_Silvy 0

Monday 3 October 2011 6:09

that probably ruined the rest of your day lol

cyncha89 0

Monday 3 October 2011 6:26

Lol! Sorry to hear that

LockAndKey13 1

Monday 3 October 2011 6:41

Wait how did the old lady fart in your face if you said she was short? :/

jonisprettycool 5

Monday 3 October 2011 7:10

Looks like our victim had an.. *puts on glasses* uplifting experience. YEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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