By Emmy - 02/10/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Sorry I read elevator... I made a mistake but thanks for pointing out that it said escalator :)

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At least she didn't turn around and rip a massive queef in your face. You might need to be hospitalized like butters.

Exactly why I never stand behind someone's butt. So uh... you kinda deserved that one, OP.

i never seen/heard a woman fart before !

Wow that's really rude, did u say something to her?

you must be really short if a small woman farted into your face.

Ewwwww, You should have acted like Stan on American dad when he gets something spilled on him. That would have been even more hilarious.

Because its an escalator, and farts linger afterward. also the escalator could have had a lot of people so maybe she didn't have a choice...

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Any IIJERiiCHO subs out there reminded of something by this story?