By I can't stand leg puns - 30/07/2018 18:08 - United Kingdom - Feltham

Today, while I was out for a walk, a little boy asked if he could try on my prosthetic leg. Being as nice as possible, knowing that he probably didn't understand, I told him no. He screamed and his mum coldly told me I'm a terrible person and should have let him try it on. FML
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ohsnapword 21

You're a monster. Don't you know it's common courtesy to allow other people to try on your horrendously expensive, custom made prosthetic?

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Zekfen 17

That wasn’t really a boy and his mother, but Rocket and Groot in disguise. Good choice, you prevented it from being stolen!

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ReyvenNevermore 15

You should have taken it off & beaten her with it.

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ReyvenNevermore 15

You should have taken it off and beaten her with it.

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yeongji 31

I would have said to her that she was a horrible mother for not having a prosthetic leg herself so that her son can try it on whenever he wants.

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AzrielB 8

you should have hopped to it

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Jeremy Phillips 18

Op you should have named this post ‘I can’t stand for this’ that being said the insensitivity of some is downright shocking.

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Davros 12

Well let me show you how it works. Then beat the mom unconscious with your fake leg.

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bugg42o 2

That mom just thinks she and her child are entitled to have what they want

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