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By lonerjik - 19/01/2011 12:05 - United States

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Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
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rattusrattus 18

It's quite simple. In dreams, you can have wild orgies with eight sets of identical twins. You can't do that IRL.

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Ninjafriends 1

You're assuming it was a sexual dream. It could just as easily have been a nightmare.... about having sex with you.

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JokeMeister 0

that's y they call it a DREAM, dingus! evrything is perfect. I hope ur the stupidest n the hse.

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fthku 13

Not if you're his roomate.

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FML191919 3

I'm pretty This FML has already been wrote a long time ago

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DocBastard 38

1) No you aren't 2) No it hasn't 3) written* Do me a favor and slap yourself four times in the face. Great, thanks. Those were from me.

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HoustonER 0

what does you being pretty have to do with ur comment

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MLuckyCapoeirist 6

He or she forgot the word "sure". If it wasn't the case, our FML doctor surely cured FML191919's case of severe narcissism.

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mintcar 9

Eh, if you think it's because you're bad in bed, then work on it?

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MassEffectNerd 0

well only in her dreams can she be tag teamed by George Clooney and Brad Pitt duh

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