By lonerjik - 19/01/2011 12:05 - United States

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Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
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rattusrattus 18

It's quite simple. In dreams, you can have wild orgies with eight sets of identical twins. You can't do that IRL.

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Ninjafriends 1

You're assuming it was a sexual dream. It could just as easily have been a nightmare.... about having sex with you.

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policebrutality 0

u better start rocking those pills

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xStarKillerx 4

Sorry, this was responding to 81. Damned iTouch... >:(

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fthku 13

Yup. Says so right in my profile. Besides, don't you agree?

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Nastysack69 0

I woulda start moaning with her lol

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athena3100 9

girls dont have "wet dreams" we just dream of a real man!!

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cjb87 23

Girls have sexy dreams, yes, but they can also have wet dreams, i.e. complete with ******. Less common with women, but it can and does happen.

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SkoomaKi 27

Lucid wet dreams is where it's at my friend.

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timakramer 14

Some people might have reservations about how they sound in bed. Unconscious people don't really have reservations.

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KrazyKatz3 26

Maybe you need to talk to her about what she likes and what you are doing wrong

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