Animals: Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power...

By stop it ninja - 14/10/2012 07:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML

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By MouseChaser - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML

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Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By sippinsoup22 - 16/02/2016 01:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML

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Sunday 14 October 2012 16:45

That is the coolest thing ever. Your cat is such an asshole! A hilarious, intelligent, feline asshole!

Welshite 39

Sunday 14 October 2012 16:45

The fact that she looked you in the eyes meant she knew EXACTLY what she was doing.

Comments

ulis_fml 6

Monday 15 October 2012 4:39

Operation buy a dog is in order! Rescue plan granted!

jjacci 12

Monday 15 October 2012 4:51

I've never encountered a cat that wasn't an asshole. This cat is king/queen asshole of all cats. Have to fight every urge to kick the crap out of it, if it was mine.

chosha_fml 26

Monday 15 October 2012 5:14

No way would that be happening if you'd smacked her the first time it happened. And don't say I'm cruel. Your cat will be a lot worse off if her claw ever pierces the power cord on the climb up.