By anonymous - 17/07/2012 04:54 - Canada - Boucherville

Today, while I was volunteering at the homeless shelter, one of them "accidentally" kissed me. It felt like my face was being sucked by a vacuum. FML
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GovernorGeneral 8

Everything's an accident nowadays.

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Jeffo193 13

Wait, a homeless guy kissed you and your biggest concern is that it wasn't a very good kiss!?

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Comments

StaminPrimer 0

73- oh yeah, it was totally ******* hot for OP to get her face sucked off by a vacuum that resembled a homeless person.

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inaphansoa 9

I thought it was obvious that I was being sarcastic.

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Fusion55 7

Homeless people need loving too.

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duckiegirl21 10

I hope s/he managed to brush their teeth that day. :(

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animal50199 10

One of "them?" Seriously? I hope you become one of "them." Homelessness isn't a cult.

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kitsune3 20

Overreacting much? It's just a word, dear. Cool your nads.

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iBiteRoses 22

Haha, your life really SUCKS...

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unknown_user5566 26

Did he ask to have one of your eyeballs for his collection, too? ;)

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andiewithlove 21

Maybe the food was so crappy that he wanted something a little sweeter(;

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mercsl65 7

I sure fooled you! how'd you like the kiss? im not homeless I just go to the shelter for free smooches and food (;

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Bigmoneyshotz 0

How do you accidentally kiss some one?

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StaminPrimer 0

65: the guy had some pretty big and serious balls to kiss a volunteer on the lips, therefore the kisser needs them kicked. Should be a pretty easy target, knowing the ******* big balls the person had in the first place to pulls this stunt.

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