By anonymous - 17/07/2012 04:54 - Canada - Boucherville

Today, while I was volunteering at the homeless shelter, one of them "accidentally" kissed me. It felt like my face was being sucked by a vacuum. FML
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GovernorGeneral 8

Everything's an accident nowadays.

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Jeffo193 13

Wait, a homeless guy kissed you and your biggest concern is that it wasn't a very good kiss!?

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hateevryone 14

You should've slapped them.

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Jewbenita 0

They thought you were attractive and/or sweet because you helped improve at least one aspect of their otherwise miserable life, you poor thing.

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blue2012 7

More like your face got raped. Hope u washed & scrubbed your face after that. & that's really gross!

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lordEast 6

Uhh baby I have (aids,chlamydia,herpes,all of the above). It's that magical time of the year you know TIME FOR A STD TEST!!!

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iseyixes 18

The kiss could have been worse, it could've felt like a leaf blower instead....

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SimplyEerb 3

Maybe you shouldn't wear an apron that says 'kiss the chef'

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babalooisbabaloo 5

Volunteering, good for you! Getting face vacuumed, not so good.

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noisebox 1

Nothing against poor homeless guys but you'll have to use disinfectant on your face and burn all your clothes that you were wearing or send to The CDC

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