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By anonymous - 17/07/2012 04:54 - Canada - Boucherville

Today, while I was volunteering at the homeless shelter, one of them "accidentally" kissed me. It felt like my face was being sucked by a vacuum. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By Gale - 14/03/2025 03:00 - United States - Flagstaff

Today, I went in for a hug with my friend, but she leaned in for a kiss on the cheek at the same time. What followed was a full-on awkward face collision where I ended up kissing her on the lips. We both stood there, staring at each other before I muttered, “Sorry, gross." She really took it personally. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By keerta_fml - 04/05/2017 02:00

Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML

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By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 14/06/2019 16:00

Today, after getting together with the guy who I like, and who actually likes me back, he finally kissed me. Unfortunately, he kisses like he’s trying to suck out my soul. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 19:01 - United States - San Diego

Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML

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GovernorGeneral 8

Tuesday 17 July 2012 12:02

Everything's an accident nowadays.

Jeffo193 13

Tuesday 17 July 2012 12:08

Wait, a homeless guy kissed you and your biggest concern is that it wasn't a very good kiss!?

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hateevryone 14

Tuesday 17 July 2012 22:57

You should've slapped them.

Jewbenita 0

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:01

They thought you were attractive and/or sweet because you helped improve at least one aspect of their otherwise miserable life, you poor thing.

brebuci 7

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:24

OMG DEJAVU

blue2012 7

Wednesday 18 July 2012 2:34

More like your face got raped. Hope u washed & scrubbed your face after that. & that's really gross!

lordEast 6

Wednesday 18 July 2012 4:27

Uhh baby I have (aids,chlamydia,herpes,all of the above). It's that magical time of the year you know TIME FOR A STD TEST!!!

iseyixes 18

Wednesday 18 July 2012 7:01

The kiss could have been worse, it could've felt like a leaf blower instead....

SimplyEerb 3

Wednesday 18 July 2012 7:10

Maybe you shouldn't wear an apron that says 'kiss the chef'

babalooisbabaloo 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 7:46

Volunteering, good for you! Getting face vacuumed, not so good.

Mahtari 19

Wednesday 18 July 2012 12:20

Boil your face.

noisebox 1

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:11

Nothing against poor homeless guys but you'll have to use disinfectant on your face and burn all your clothes that you were wearing or send to The CDC

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