By anonymous - 17/07/2012 04:54 - Canada - Boucherville

Today, while I was volunteering at the homeless shelter, one of them "accidentally" kissed me. It felt like my face was being sucked by a vacuum. FML
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GovernorGeneral 8

Everything's an accident nowadays.

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Jeffo193 13

Wait, a homeless guy kissed you and your biggest concern is that it wasn't a very good kiss!?

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brendayyyyy 2

An "accidental" kiss shouldn't last long enough for them to vacuum your face.

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nachiketin 11

So how many times exactly were you kissed by a Hobo?

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toenibbler 14

He should have nibbled on some toes.

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challan 19

She probably served him bath salts.

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RedPillSucks 31

@21 that's a toetally great idea. *sings "Popsicle Toes"*

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mayyberry 4

If you had pulled away fast enough, there would've been no vacuuming.

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Deannie88 6

Not that it's not yucky and wrong, but come on, they're human. Just be glad he didn't grope you.....I hope....

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jakk_mehoff 4

bums need loving too. you make sound like they are some dirty animal

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ShyAnn29 14

Why is it always assumed that people who are homeless are ugly? For all we know this person could've been very cute! I think the FML part is the way they kissed, no one likes feeling as though your face is being sucked off, at least I don't.

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Bonzer 2

Homeless people don't usually have several changes of clothes, or showers, you getting my point?

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theWINDOWmonster 3

..or toothbrushes, toothpaste, and mouthwash..

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ShyAnn29 14

Yes I get that, but they still possibly could be cute

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theWINDOWmonster 3

Would you kiss someone with diaper breath if they were cute?

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lordEast 6

Your a idiot I mean that purely that your stupid

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Kiki242 19

They need a accidental punch to the face.

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thiscrazything 1

OP, Thank you for volunteering, you are doing good in this world, maybe the person just wanted to show appreciation the only way he knew how. Thank goodness for sanitizing soap.

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Senseless_487 29

I wouldn't volunteer at a prison in the future. You never know what an inmate will "accidentally" do!

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