Miscellaneous: Today, while I was volunteering at the homeless shelter, one...

By anonymous - 17/07/2012 04:54 - Canada - Boucherville

Today, while I was volunteering at the homeless shelter, one of them "accidentally" kissed me. It felt like my face was being sucked by a vacuum. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By keerta_fml - 04/05/2017 02:00

Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML

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Classic move

By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 14/06/2019 16:00

Today, after getting together with the guy who I like, and who actually likes me back, he finally kissed me. Unfortunately, he kisses like he’s trying to suck out my soul. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 19:01 - United States - San Diego

Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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GovernorGeneral 8

Tuesday 17 July 2012 12:02

Everything's an accident nowadays.

Jeffo193 13

Tuesday 17 July 2012 12:08

Wait, a homeless guy kissed you and your biggest concern is that it wasn't a very good kiss!?

Comments

Gymnastlevel10 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 14:35

Maybe he "accidentally" had something to do with bath salts the previous day...

chocolatepandas 2

Tuesday 17 July 2012 14:51

More action than I'm getting

janerose21 3

Tuesday 17 July 2012 14:55

You give and you give - this is way too much volunteering!!

Jzigzags 4

Tuesday 17 July 2012 14:57

I hate the homeless. They messed their own lives up. 9/10 the greedy dirtballs used to have been the "cool" kid in school. He probably kissed you because now that's about as close as he'll ever get to sex.

white16sox 19

Tuesday 17 July 2012 15:44

Or they are someone who was, for example, a successful doctor who lost their job then subsequently lost their house. Not all homeless messed up their own lives, many of them could have been successful. Stop making assumptions and grow up.

greenie213 23

Tuesday 17 July 2012 15:00

That dirty man. No pun intended. All right it was intended.

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 July 2012 15:01

You have a vacuum with bristly facial hair, rotting gums and Hep C?

urbanimpression 6

Tuesday 17 July 2012 16:00

Gross! Homeless people in Boulder Colorado are so mean! They demanded my friend to make me get a job to give her money so she could give him some spare change. I do have a job she just really didn't have anything.