By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
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bertyogurt 7

Yeah! Commit homicide! That'll show that rude ******!

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Breegotcake 14

That pretty nasty but it could have been worse. He could have peed on you or in your car if you had your window open.

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Breegotcake 14

That's only if he peed on the side of your car & you was at a red light. Still sorry that happened to you.

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thomcmoore 23

That's either a tall dude or he's had to go for quite awhile.

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hanner12 13

Why did you think this was relevant?

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Raleaf 26

#40 It's relevant so we know how great a feat this drunk man achieved. Was it a tiny car like a mx-5 that practically sits on the floor, or something larger like a SUV?...Getting your steam high enough for something like an escalade is pretty impressive.

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jddrinker 6

And also if the OP is diving a Prius or smart car then they deserve to have it peed on.

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hanner12 13

Oh haha, wasn't thinking that way.

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Dumbledora 9

All you had to do was hit the gas just a little bit and knock him over. Honestly, I would have had to make a conscious effort to keep myself from flooring it if some knob were pissing on my car.

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japtap81 16

Why didn't u take a picture and call the cops for indecent exposure? Otherwise u should have backed up to see if he would try to keep pissing on ur car.

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worldclassrager 39

At least you don't have to worry about your car smelling for too long...a quick car wash should get rid of it

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