Miscellaneous: Today, while I was walking home alone, a homeless man approached...

By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 16:43 - Canada

Today, while I was walking home alone, a homeless man approached me and took me by the hand. Apparently, he's been watching me for weeks and has fallen madly in love with me. He told me not to worry, though, he's "not a rapist." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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By o___O" - 10/05/2013 20:11 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML

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By NotInterested - 23/08/2013 06:23 - United States

Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping at me while pointing at his dick. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 08:00

Today, after being hella single through this pandemic, I was gently stopped by an attractive man on my way to the bus stop. He looked deep into my eyes, and I took my headphones out so I could hear him better. Then, he started moving nervously, took a breath… and offered me meth, before tweaking away. FML

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By prettylady? - 28/10/2012 04:22 - United States

Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway. That nice man has now followed me home and stood outside my apartment complex for two hours, claiming to be my "soulmate." FML

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By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:38 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML

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By oww - 14/05/2020 08:02

Today, I told my boyfriend we should avoid the local walking trail after I got followed by a homeless man. He assured me we’d be fine and the guy wouldn’t approach me as long as I had a man with me. Wrong. We both got beat up and robbed by said homeless man. FML

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xcarxcrashx 9

Tuesday 10 July 2012 23:54

If he said it it must be true.

Three4Ten 10

Tuesday 10 July 2012 23:54

Well at least he's not a rapist!

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SAgirl 13

Wednesday 11 July 2012 7:59

Time to call the cops.

kill_me_now7 2

Wednesday 11 July 2012 8:12

Well... Is he attractive?

gianthelper 1

Wednesday 11 July 2012 8:52

Weird i saw a rage comic on reddit about the same thing...

Stoopid_life 2

Wednesday 11 July 2012 8:55

Watching as in stalking...or watching as in when ever your...out side....

WildInTheStreets 5

Wednesday 11 July 2012 9:33

I just read a rage comic about this..

AfrooMack 2

Wednesday 11 July 2012 10:07

thats not good. !!!! how do you think people gret kkidnapped ? hes not gonna tell you hes bad of course !!!! please dont go that way any more :/

allidspy911 1

Wednesday 11 July 2012 10:20

And that's when she yelled "Run Forrest! Run!"

13katjade 6

Wednesday 11 July 2012 11:02

In not kidding, I just read a rage comic about this :p

treborpj 5

Wednesday 11 July 2012 11:05

The collector by John Fowles...

onlychildFTW 33

Wednesday 11 July 2012 12:59

Oh that's fit sure. "kids, did u tell you the say a homeless man told me he had fallen in love with me? It's how I met your father." lol. Jk.

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Today, I walked into what I thought was my doctor’s new office building for my appointment. I sat down, only to realize five minutes later that I was sitting in a small conference room where they were holding a staff meeting, and not the waiting room I thought it was. I had to wait for the doctor's receptionist to come get me. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my friend that a blue raspberry is not a blackberry, and that blue raspberry is an artificial flavor, not a fruit. This explanation took much longer than it should have. FML

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