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By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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By jen - 14/03/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

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By cassidy_smith12 - 24/08/2013 14:55 - United States - Medina

Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML

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By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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By Jif_Creamy - 28/02/2016 05:00 - United States - Washington

Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML

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Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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Leg it

By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia

Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML

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By alex - 14/03/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML

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Sorry, man

By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 20 December 2010 16:06

That's exactly how I met my wife. Tackling chicks still works like it did during caveman times. Guaranteed.

ownitx3 0

Monday 20 December 2010 16:07

some of us don't like to come home dripping wet, excuse her for having common sense.

Comments

triggerit 5

Monday 20 December 2010 16:29

if you have a knife cut his throat ... and then calmly explain the situation...

pennies_lane 6

Monday 20 December 2010 16:41

that's disturbing

thelastavailable 13

Monday 20 December 2010 16:44

Ew that's gross

BounceBallBiatch 0

Monday 20 December 2010 18:41

That makes sense

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 20 December 2010 19:42

It's not gross; the rain will wash away most of the blood so no worries.

GotALife 11

Monday 20 December 2010 16:30

Dude wow like F Your Life....a man bet you down for a bag. SMH

OtherSideOfStory 3

Monday 20 December 2010 16:39

Today, while on my way home, I saw someone running with a handbag in their hand. I though it had been stolen so I tackled her. Turns out it was hers.FML

GotALife 11

Monday 20 December 2010 16:40

#24 hahaha

keoct 4

Monday 20 December 2010 16:47

If you’re a guy with a ... what are they called European hand bags? (The sissy little man purses) then YDI in fact after he found out it was your bag he should have drop kicked you in the throat. If however you’re women then I think you would be justified in gouging out one of his eyes.