Intimacy: Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus's new music video, I...

By notguilty - 15/08/2009 23:24 - United States

Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus's new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I couldn't reach through my jeans. So I unzipped my pants to get to it, and that's when my boyfriend walked in on me with my hands down my pants. He thought I was getting off on the music video. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Matt - 13/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML

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By callie - 18/06/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML

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By Hormones apparently - 08/12/2015 02:32 - United States - Westerville

Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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By Tiana - 29/01/2012 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By shaggy - 30/08/2009 21:26 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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Lisimal 7

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:04

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! YDI for even looking at that beaver face.

ladycoyote 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:12

You deserve it for voluntarily watching Miley Cyrus do anything.

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thelonelylurker 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:41

YDI for watching Miley Cyrus.

hat_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:41

I'd think it's hot if I were your boyfriend.

bpc89 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:51

You know she's 16 right?

ukiekid619 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:53

when he used vice versa then he means he put his pants down his hand, which makes no sense whatsoever. FYL for not knowing simple words....

epicwinmaster 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:55

YDI for even thinking about miley gayrus. that **** can go die

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:56

'Orchid' fails for putting spaces between commas and periods. :|

solocredere12 4

Sunday 16 August 2009 17:01

YDI for watching/liking Miley "I'm A ****" Cyrus.

longday13 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 17:14

well....... if I were ur bf THATS HOT nothing to be embaressed about! but who in the right mind can get off to Miley Cyrus??? i mean who can cum listening to that shreaking beaver??