Work: Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's...

By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2019 20:00

Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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anniesaysbueno 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:53

sorry you had putting up with other peoples shit.. hehe

leedsrhinos 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:28

unluckky but what kind of place do you work in seriously?

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iLIAMMM 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:50

You should have just turned on the water and left..duh. Anyway, that blows. But I lolled.

anniesaysbueno 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:53

sorry you had putting up with other peoples shit.. hehe

SeventhFonons 0

Friday 26 June 2009 1:14

I love you

zeldar 0

Friday 26 June 2009 3:16

You sir, are a god.

redroses5 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:53

I would quit the moment they asked me to do that shit... lol

maria12_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:56

Boohoo! Obviously you've never had kids. They poop so much, and some boys pee on you when you try and change them. Well I guess a adult poo is more vicious than a babys tho.

bexox 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:28

1) No, not everyone has had kids. You're probably one of those people that shows everyone their kid pictures when no one cares. 2) Your own kid's poo is less scary than diseased feces from an unknown source. That is why it is clearly an FML. 3) Learn about birth control.