Work: Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's...

By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2019 20:00

Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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anniesaysbueno 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:53

sorry you had putting up with other peoples shit.. hehe

leedsrhinos 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:28

unluckky but what kind of place do you work in seriously?

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YoungTechnique 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 22:03

FYL to the max!!!! I would have been SO pissed to clean someone else's shit from the sink. You should take a crap in the sink and get someone else to clean it.

zachman3334 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 22:05

Oic wat u did der annie.

nikkirito 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 22:11

I work at a salon/beauty supply store and we've had a man **** all over the mirror in the men's bathroom and an elderly lady smear her shit all over a stall in our women's bathroom. Yup.

Heelix 0

Friday 26 June 2009 3:16

I worked as a bartender at a really shitty pub once. I got asked to clean up some vomit in the toilet... there was more blood than vomit!!!!!!

meriadoc2 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 22:40

Ew!! I said ew really loud and everyone stared at me. Haha

fattydorito 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 22:46

How does someone have the time to take a crap in the sink without someone walking in on it? Unless it's a single-person bathroom.

fili450r 0

Friday 26 June 2009 3:12

you go really fast??

Lythiaren 8

Thursday 25 June 2009 22:46

SANITIZE WITH BLEACH. SANITIZE IT WITH BLEACH. Ugh, thats disgusting. FYL indeed.

derriduh 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 22:50

I used to work as a waitress at a 24 hour dive restaurant. People used to do disgusting shit like that all the time and I would have to clean it up. So disgusting, I'm really sorry dude.

HeyyyBrahhh 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 22:53

Lmao. Nastyyy.

hotjewgrl101 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:06

Hahahahahaha well u gotta do watcha gotta do...

lakeylove 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:08

this isn't fakeat my middle school one it pooped in the trashcan, clogged all the toilets, and pissed all over the wall. poor janitor! since our class was closest to the br he lamed it on us. he sweated at us in Chinese! they had to close the bathroom till summer.