By damgoose - 15/06/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, while I was working in the liquor store, I was trying to impress my hot boss by lifting three cases of Grey goose. Turns out I can't, and I'll be working for the next two months of the rest of my summer paying it all back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 859
You deserved it 62 306

Same thing different taste

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..because lifting alcohol makes you seem cool

Way to go... Use your brain next time, not muscles ;)

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lol first of all, she would be impressed i don't know what you guys are talking about but it works for me. Also working at a liquor store isnt that bad, i work at the Beer Store and it's sick. and that sux that you have to pay for it, where i live even if you break shit they can't make you pay for it, I break a case at least once a week and me and me boss just drink the ones that aren't broken.

Or just quit your job. Look into the law to see if they can actually hold you liable.

you deserved it; && thats like 20some dollars a bottle too, faaaaaaaail. xD

It sounds like the grey goose got your muscles ALL LOOSE! ahahaha had to!

Dude, you could have used that stuff to get her drunk. Common. You work in a liqour store and you don't even think of getting her drunk? Where was you when god handed out 'logical sence'?

Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol. :P

http://demotivationalblog.com/demotivational/2008/08/beer.jpg make the bitch do it, take a tip from this dude

Ok, so i work at a liquor store also. You must be extremely weak because grey goose comes in boxes of 6 liters, so thats a total of 18 bottles for three cases. I regularly carry two regular cases of 12bottles at a time (24 bottles) and its really not that big of a deal. However, dropping three cases of GG at 42 bucks a bottles sucks. Good luck paying back 756 dollars. :)

amazingkate 0

"you were TRYING to impress your hot boss..." uugh, YDI. blech.

Anything that has to do with "trying to impress" automatically deserves a 'YDI'. #22, is that how you try to meet girls? Saying you want to hit it with them online? Cool.