Love: Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what...

By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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Ice cold break-up

By Ice cold - 22/11/2012 05:35 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML

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Show off

By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By skating101 - 08/12/2009 02:32 - Canada

Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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By kill me - 31/01/2009 15:30 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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Stealthy

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 07:29 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

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By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

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Dracoboxer357 35

Saturday 30 November 2013 2:02

Yeah....attempted risky move on unsuspecting loved one with no prior practice before hand. Brilliant. :p

Nordrag 26

Saturday 30 November 2013 2:22

On the bright side. At least they got ice on the injury right away.

Comments

CandyApple88 13

Sunday 20 April 2014 16:42

Sheer brilliance. she's lucky she didn't knock out her teeth. but then again... OP might have wanted that... and a flat top of head....

aimzskee 30

Tuesday 8 July 2014 12:31

Smooth moves.

randombaxer1 11

Sunday 26 October 2014 11:05

Life lessons: Movies (Especially Hollywood) NEVER equal real life.

feitan98 13

Monday 10 August 2015 23:53

Yeah. She should have been the one posting this. You're not the one that hit your head because someone else was trying to show off.

Dragoness11 20

Saturday 23 January 2016 1:42

Nobody has ever fallen "gently"

I'madumbass 19

Saturday 2 December 2017 7:23

Between this and what I am experiencing in life right now, I can just say: Hollywood lies about how romance works much And all those scenes where something is perfect (first kisses that are really advanced, R-rated things (if ya know what I mean )) are not that perfect in real life. I have no problem betting money that those scenes were rehearsed at least 10 times.