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By Ladycakes - 04/06/2012 10:13 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while in bed, I tried to explain how overworked and unappreciated I feel doing all the housework to my fiancé. It was only when I'd finished my long rant that I realized he had been asleep almost the whole time. FML

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Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2022 06:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 06:47 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML

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By Nicky - 21/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Farmington

Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML

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By kirrby - 12/11/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML

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immaMonsta 8

Monday 4 June 2012 16:01

Are you sure he wasn't faking it?

BubbleGrunge 18

Monday 4 June 2012 16:35

Umm no 20 you have half of that statement wrong. Yes, you are right; no one should use sex as a punishment, but if he cheats that is not her fault. Don't justify cheating as ok, it never is. If you have to cheat then you need to end a relationship.

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seanc722 2

Monday 4 June 2012 17:07

I bet he probably works 60hrs a week and she doesnt have a job and barely cleans. Then he get home from work and she bitches and nags at him about doing more around the house when all he wants is to rest so he can get up the next morning and go back to work. Happens all the time.. Both ways not just the man working

rammy125 4

Monday 4 June 2012 17:14

Maybe try not talking in a nagging voice. I bet he had a hard day making real money doing mans work.

lovethycookies 0

Monday 4 June 2012 17:23

Well Op just put a piece of bacon next to his nose im sure that will wake him up.

canunu1 12

Monday 4 June 2012 17:24

I'm going to guess that since your only engaged you probably don't have kids yet and if that's the case I don't know what your complaininb about. As long as you stay ontop of the housework it's not all that hard. I live in a 2/2 apartment w/ garage by myself and work 50 hours a week and somehow I manage to do all the housework in the little amount of time that I'm not at work, sleeping, or relaxing.

lfrye 6

Monday 4 June 2012 17:26

She's lucky he let her out of the kitchen.

rammy125 4

Monday 4 June 2012 17:35

Maybe shut up next time. Let the man sleep in quiet

pfclunchbox005 1

Monday 4 June 2012 17:35

I'm sure he pays the damn bills and puts food in the fridge. Women complain about everything god. You sound like my girlfriend.

lalalanono 8

Monday 4 June 2012 17:40

Maybe you should try having a conversation instead of just simply ranting at him. If you were able to get through an entire rant without noticing he was asleep... that's on you.

Roflsauruz 12

Monday 4 June 2012 18:15

Mods: And I quote: "It was only when I'd finished my long rant that I realized he was asleep......." :)

Roflsauruz 12

Monday 4 June 2012 18:18

Ugh, sorry 48. This was meant to be posted on a comment that got deleted because the mods got found it offensive, or something. I don't know why or how it ended up -here-.