Intimacy: Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned...

By justagirl - 02/12/2014 05:40 - United States - Roseville

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 939

You deserved it 5 892

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 760

You deserved it 6 224

Douche

By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 583

You deserved it 6 917

Dirty talk

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 07:54 - United States

Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 816

You deserved it 10 206

By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 204

You deserved it 4 277

Mr Loverman

By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 704

You deserved it 297

Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 452

You deserved it 7 332

By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 188

You deserved it 3 432

By robm - 26/07/2010 20:15 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 431

You deserved it 4 672

Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 878

You deserved it 5 513

Classic

By anonymous - 07/04/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams, "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants, and, while chasing after her, yells, "Baby, she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 410

You deserved it 7 305

illinoiscentral 16

Tuesday 2 December 2014 14:05

Being possessive isn't good at all. Double standards aren't cool either

movaa 11

Tuesday 2 December 2014 14:08

he mentions sleeping with another woman AND hes a sexist asshole. Yeah... RUN

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 3 December 2014 5:27

He needs a better asset

reaxion 25

Wednesday 3 December 2014 6:12

Your reply to him should have been "why don't you go and find out, because you're dumped!" :-)

kitsuneluvuh 12

Wednesday 3 December 2014 6:44

Run. Run FAST.

vanlan228 1

Wednesday 3 December 2014 10:31

Give him about chance. He always love you but he want to sex.

Cemetery87 10

Wednesday 3 December 2014 12:28

been there with my ex. please get out now before you waste more of your time. you can't change people, most of all not these kind. Run.

shinikageWolf 15

Wednesday 3 December 2014 15:03

Because apparently it's okay for him to sleep around but if you even think about another man you're called a ***** and shamed for it.

what14 5

Thursday 4 December 2014 2:42

I don't get why men think it's okay to have multiple women but we should only be there for them. I mean, I believe they should just remain loyal and be with one another. Period.