By justagirl - 02/12/2014 05:40 - United States - Roseville

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Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
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illinoiscentral 16

Being possessive isn't good at all. Double standards aren't cool either

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movaa 11

he mentions sleeping with another woman AND hes a sexist asshole. Yeah... RUN

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1dvs_bstd 41

Your relationship has some serious issues.

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martin8337 35

As far as I am concerned, nobody owns anybody. Slavery was abolished a long time ago.

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awkwardology 23

Yet slavery continues to thrive in domestic and urban environments globally. Just because something's illegal doesn't mean it's not around.

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cnbcad 15

Abolished, not eliminated.

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rocketiquette 20

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MidnaLink 33

I THINK she means that his dad or somebody in his kiddiehood taught him this stuff, and it stuck to him.

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rocketiquette 20

Really? No one here has ever heard of the band say anything?! Mind=blown

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jackycat 17

Yeah, I have no idea who that is. I was pretty sure you'd watched and gotten everything wrong about the movie Say Anything.

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rocketiquette 20

Yeah no, they sing a song called "property" and he talks about if the girl ever left he'd hunt her down and basically control her, but in a typical Max beamus cynical way. You guys should get on that, they're a fantastic band with genius lyricism.

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Jdlove2 20

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iwadasn 32

You spelled "overly possessive" wrong.

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inuyaka_fml 3

your husband is an asshole, the men in general are assholes, even if I am a man.

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gothicrebel 11

Well he clearly doesn't believe in woman's rights.

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brandoneyez1 25

It's a double standard, but if neither of you are cheating it's just talk!

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lillypinkxo 6

That means that he wants u, just wonders what it would be like

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jackycat 17

Pretty sure you missed the FML part here.

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skittyskatbrat 19

Hope you hear those alarm bells going off before the wedding bells.....

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