Health: Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in...

By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 07:01 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of a chemistry exam when I felt an urgent need to fart that was difficult to hold in. I sit in the back, so I tried to do the "One Cheek Sneak." It came out sounding like a loud, obnoxious kazoo. The professor remarked, "No hazardous chemicals outside the lab!" Everyone laughed. FML

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By wheezy - 03/12/2013 17:28 - United States - Bay Springs

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I had a dictation test. The whole classroom was silent, but I suddenly needed to fart. Not to break the silence, I wanted to fart slowly in the hope it would be silent. It didn't make the fart less obvious, it just made it longer, so that everyone noticed and started laughing. FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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By Anon - 19/06/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML

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Wednesday 8 June 2011 22:07

Tell the teacher to let you go to the bathroom, step outside, fart and come back in >.>.

DontModMeDammit 10

Wednesday 8 June 2011 22:07

At lease you didn't shart.

Comments

Skatejock21 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 1:29

hahaha this is hilarious.

jewfro311 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 1:31

That stinks.

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Thursday 9 June 2011 1:42

4 is probs the fatty in her class and she's probably just saying that to make herself feel better. It's okay 4, there's always the diet option...

Irishxoxo 2

Thursday 9 June 2011 1:50

Grow up #4.

LilSideTwerk 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 1:59

rude much ? haha if it was me I'd say The Ugly inconsiderate Butthole Did it over there :|

Brownstonius 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 2:07

I fart out loud all the feckin' time. Be proud of the noxious concoction your bowels produce! Sometimes I bust out gas on my way into the driveway and just sit in the car and bask in the glorious ambience of what was once an egg salad sandwich.

Xmarshall16X 5

Thursday 9 June 2011 2:09

Lol anyone think of Peter Griffin?

eminemchick 19

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:06

marshall!!! mathers??

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 9 June 2011 2:12

I had dinner @ my girlfriends house while a neighbor was playing trombone. Thinking it was safe, my girlfriends mom farted at the table. She then asked, "Is someone playing trumpet?" I said, "Yeah...A bum trumpet!" 1/2 the family laughed & the other 1/2 was mortified w/ embarrassment!

synonymous 1

Thursday 9 June 2011 2:14

You should really look up the definition of 'sarcasm'. Your comment is in no way sarcastic. What it is, however, is cruel, insensitive, bitchy, and just all around unfunny. You, my dear, are an ass.