Animals: Today, while in deep sleep, I was suddenly awoken by a tickle...

By Allie cat - 02/12/2016 13:43

Today, while in deep sleep, I was suddenly awoken by a tickle on my face and nearly threw my cat off the bed. Apparently, 4 a.m. Is the perfect time to touch noses with your human. FML

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By GnarCarBar - 12/09/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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Wake up, human!

By inveralaska - 16/06/2016 21:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML

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By jenA - 21/08/2012 13:04 - United States - Russellville

Today, I realized the fastest way to wake up isn't from an alarm clock. It's from the warm, wet sensation of your old and senile cat peeing on you and your bed. I swear he was smiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2014 15:20 - United States - Reno

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML

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By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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By meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 20:06

Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Monday 5 December 2016 9:22

4am is about the time when your eyelids and other face muscles might twitch from dreaming. Your cat was probably drawn by the movement. Maybe it wanted to check on its favorite human's wellbeing. Or maybe the fur ball was about to viciously attack your twitching nose. With cats, it's a coin toss.

KillerChipmunk 15

Monday 5 December 2016 9:11

Of course! They gotta make sure you're still alive and so you can feed them in the morning!

Comments

Silvershield 14

Monday 5 December 2016 20:44

It is! My cat licks my nose in the middle of the night to wake me up, just so she can get comfy against the pillow.

samlovesham1234 9

Monday 5 December 2016 20:51

It's your cat's way of saying "wake up and feed me DAMN IT!!"

great_nate 26

Tuesday 6 December 2016 0:47

Aww! That cat was just being a cat.

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 6 December 2016 1:35

Your cat was just saying good morning. How could you not find that endearing

BabyCakes818 16

Tuesday 6 December 2016 2:28

My cat does the same thing. I yell at her to go back to sleep and then she crawls up alongside my back. ^.^

Lindsey15 2

Tuesday 6 December 2016 4:13

You have to be prepared for anything when you get a cat. cat ownership rule #687.

Jay18 22

Tuesday 6 December 2016 6:27

sad pusso

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 7 December 2016 19:49

Really, though, this is F-your cat's life. She was trying to say hello to her mom and nearly went flying. The nice thing about living with a cat who's part British shorthair is she won't touch her nose to me at 4:00 a.m. She will, however, knock things off the tables.

allherenotthere 4

Thursday 8 December 2016 20:20

Sometimes my roommate's cat decides that 3 am is the perfect time to jump down from the windowsill on to my stomach. Note, this is my roommate's f***ing cat.