By Summer_Jane - 03/02/2011 10:40 - United States

Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML
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Seriously - you guys rock. I laughed waaay too much reading all your comments. And for all you guys who were asking how did I not notice the pee? -- Yeah, I keep asking myself that, too. - It was one of those crazy patterned (ugly) cushioned chairs, so I couldn't tell it was damp. I_did_smell something, but doctors' offices have a lot of smells (as do elderly people...), so I didn't really think about it too much. But yeah...next time I'm assuming the worst.

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tommurry 1

that's why it's just easier to knock her down and take her purse

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Emily_who_else 0

that is really sick!!! you should ALWAYS look before you sit and if the chair or sofa is fabric feel it.... i had to learn the hard way to. :( some kids at my school years and years ago tried to glue me to a chair..... so i always look. TRUST NO ONE!!!!!

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Summer_Jane 0

Seriously - you guys rock. I laughed waaay too much reading all your comments. And for all you guys who were asking how did I not notice the pee? -- Yeah, I keep asking myself that, too. - It was one of those crazy patterned (ugly) cushioned chairs, so I couldn't tell it was damp. I_did_smell something, but doctors' offices have a lot of smells (as do elderly people...), so I didn't really think about it too much. But yeah...next time I'm assuming the worst.

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MLuckyCapoeirist 6

Thanks OP, :P. Next time make her fear us young people!

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XxdarkangelxX13 0

lol a guy in my class put water all over this guys seat while he was gone and when he came back let's just say he sat down and wasn't happy:P

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andrealovvve 17

Wouldn't u have seen the huge wet spot on the chair??

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rocketlinks 3

If they cover the whole seat no you wouldn't. My dad does this (with water). You just have to make sure you soak the whole seat then its almost impossible to tell.

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Sethbeastmode 0

Wow u should of kicked her ass

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BlkSwanPres 1

Just FYI that's assault, call the police, you have witnesses that she is a serial offender.

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i_am_evil 7

Well that will be a fun trick to try on anyone who visually assaults me in my senile, old age! In any case, FYL, and thank you for providing both a hilarious FML and a brilliant idea to use in 70 or so years!

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