By Summer_Jane - 03/02/2011 10:40 - United States

Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML
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Seriously - you guys rock. I laughed waaay too much reading all your comments. And for all you guys who were asking how did I not notice the pee? -- Yeah, I keep asking myself that, too. - It was one of those crazy patterned (ugly) cushioned chairs, so I couldn't tell it was damp. I_did_smell something, but doctors' offices have a lot of smells (as do elderly people...), so I didn't really think about it too much. But yeah...next time I'm assuming the worst.

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Top comments

tommurry 1

that's why it's just easier to knock her down and take her purse

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Emily_who_else 0

that is really sick!!! you should ALWAYS look before you sit and if the chair or sofa is fabric feel it.... i had to learn the hard way to. :( some kids at my school years and years ago tried to glue me to a chair..... so i always look. TRUST NO ONE!!!!!

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Comments

skate4life753 0

In Soviet Russia, chair pees on elderly lady. (I haven't seen any soviet russia jokes in a while)

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skate4life753 0

Well, thats your opinion.

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MLuckyCapoeirist 6

That's everybody's opinion dude. We actually thought that people learned that Chuck Norris jokes and Soviet Russia jokes were NOT FUNNY. Not too late to stop it though.

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dunicha 20

My doctor would have no problem telling that old B**** to find herself a new doctor.

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skyeyez9 24

Dont let people bully you into doing what they want you to do.

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cameront777 0

Its gonna be so much fun bein old!

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perdix 29

You got totally pwn'd by the old lady. And the 'p' was there on purpose!

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TheSofaKing 7

some of those old people are ****** up

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miss_Ali 0

>:O take her walker and throw hard candy at her.

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