Love: Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly...

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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By anon. - 17/01/2012 23:41 - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

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Staircase wit at the checkout

By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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Bad timing

By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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Gold digger

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Moscow

Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By whyme - 12/09/2013 14:44 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML

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By toughbf - 27/09/2011 08:28 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

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Sunday 30 October 2011 15:52

Wow what a jerk. Dump his ass.

sydie5 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 15:53

What did you see in him again...?

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MISSgorg44 0

Monday 31 October 2011 5:43

April Fools Idea!

BigCizzle 0

Monday 31 October 2011 5:49

hahaha lol wow that's classic!

suxs4ulol 22

Monday 31 October 2011 5:52

hes trying to be funny. as long as he tells tgt 2 the cashier than all is good

funnyshizz69 2

Monday 31 October 2011 6:47

Dump that dick hole. He's a jerk!

erin1994 9

Monday 31 October 2011 7:13

Wow that would make things awkward and embarassing

KillerX945 1

Monday 31 October 2011 7:44

Sounds like a dick weed. You should probably leave him

xgetxbentx 13

Monday 31 October 2011 8:48

Why would you even stay with a guy like that. Sorry, but ydi for continuing to put up with that shit. You should have nipped it in the bud the first time.

iilovecokee 6

Monday 31 October 2011 8:50

I can totally understand you being uncomfortable and it can create some anxiety by not knowing what he'll say next. I know that's how I'd feel, but I have to say I understand his sense humor and actually enjoy it. It made me lol, sorry :(. My best friend and I have this sick sense of humor and actually did similar things to each other. The only advice I can give is try to relax (don't stress), don't worry what people may think about you. Focus on their nonverbal communication (body language and facial expression), it can get silly and fun at times. If it's getting to the point where people are approaching or calling the police, then you need to stress the importance and severity of the situation. Good luck, I hope you have fun.