By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
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Same thing different taste

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samiiiccaa 0

Next time say "Seriously?OMG I can't believe your staring at that guys ass again. its bad enough you followed him all around the store to stare!" he seriously sounds awesome. You're not here for a long time might as well make it a good time.

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leadman1989 15

I did this on a fair ride recently... everytime we went around I would say a different random thing like And then she Blood every where In the basement No escape

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edwardmammoth 1

Lmao I want to date him and I'm not even gay

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neonberries 15

Why are you with that immature arsehole!? He's clearly not able to handle an adult relationship.

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RathaPride02 6

Joking like this once in awhile is funny but all the time? Shit could get annoying

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backoffahole 3

Ydi for still being with him

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Ecklcakes 15

At least he doesn't hit you in public...

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