By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

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Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
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Savra_fml 17

First he puts on dirty underwear after a shower, and now this! Stop giving head OP!

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nick347b 6

He's enjoying it. Trust me, I'm a guy.

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chubby_choco 17

If you catch him doing that again, withhold ******* privileges. If he asks why, tell him to stop mining for gold while you're working in the shaft. Ooh, puns.

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Sayexguy1991 4

Haha that sucks. But nothing that goggle can't fix :p

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_words_of_wisdom 4

ah i see, i think your problem is that you are boring him. if you are not using your tongue then that would definitely be a good start, and try going at various speeds. i am not speaking of experience but i would hope that this helps

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FilthyPazuzu 3

Didn't you know, that's a fetish, getting a hummer while picking your nose.

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MyloXylotoGirl 0

I would of stopped haha

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KatherineM24 0

i would have bit that shit!!!!

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steveotheking 0

I would have punched you so hard in the top of the head I would have blown your mind

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uniquefreak99 4

I don't think you needed to add that you were doing that..... We don't need to hear about that. -.-

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sbarua219 17

Lol that's actually pretty funny

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