By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

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Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
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Savra_fml 17

First he puts on dirty underwear after a shower, and now this! Stop giving head OP!

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nick347b 6

He's enjoying it. Trust me, I'm a guy.

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darkstar953 0

give me some head ..

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pmnilsen 2

Maybe if you were doing it right......

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apatel02 7

If she starts picking her nose then how is she gonna breathe? Lol

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linkinpark98 23

*gets distracted while reading this FML*.....

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Driveshaft 5

Next time you be vigorous and he may forget he even has a nose...ydi

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ilikeemsmall 4

A punch to the nuts should get his attention out of his nose.

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zoe768532 1

And then u bite his dick very hard and then he will notice what's going on.

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_words_of_wisdom 4

**** you and anyone who says "bite his dick" how bout the next time a girl fakes an ****** or just doesnt seem too into it, the guy just grabs her **** and yanks as hard as he can or he clamps down on her clit as hard as he can with his nails.

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angelitared 27

U should of bit his penis and made him cry like a little girl

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_words_of_wisdom 4

not cool, i dont care how much of an asshole hes being, you dont bite a guys dick. just try it, instead of screaming like a little girl he'll probably punch you in the ******* head, i would.

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