Kids: Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons... - FML

By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By tbree - 19/09/2014 22:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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PMS

By unappreciated husband - 28/03/2014 21:43 - United States - Pullman

Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By ohaifml - 04/09/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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Presumption

By fmlgrl - 30/07/2012 06:59 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

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PMS

By tamp - 22/06/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

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Dad priorities

By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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Kog_Hiro 17

Saturday 28 July 2012 12:06

Well, at least they are looking out for you. Ya got some thoughtful kids there.

vocaloidtiger 12

Saturday 28 July 2012 12:04

Kids; gotta love 'em.

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thunter2000 2

Saturday 28 July 2012 14:05

Perceptive

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Saturday 28 July 2012 14:16

Or they could be young teenagers or pre-teens.

Myo_fml 20

Saturday 28 July 2012 14:21

Well, IS it almost time?

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Saturday 28 July 2012 14:23

Why does everyone keep implying that they're little kids? I think the kids were probably age ten or older.

marshmelo17 5

Saturday 28 July 2012 14:33

Smart kids.

ScaughtieHolden 11

Saturday 28 July 2012 14:56

The FML doesn't say how old they are. I'm 17 and I'm pretty sure my mom still calls me a kid.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 28 July 2012 16:07

your kids must know you well...or you might as well stock up for future reference...

greenie213 23

Saturday 28 July 2012 16:44

As far as I know, tampons don't help with the cranky.

jayfreeman80 0

Saturday 28 July 2012 16:50

Wonder where they learned that. At home most likely YDI

barrett89 1

Saturday 28 July 2012 17:18

The real question that needs to be answered is were the kids right cause if they were u need to learn to chill out if ur kids are noticing ur mood swings it gotten to be a problem

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