Intimacy: Today, while in the waiting room at the chiropractor's office,...

By im_radd - 21/01/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, while in the waiting room at the chiropractor's office, I thought I'd be sexy and flash my boyfriend. Forgetting that my iPhone was in the front pocket of my hoodie, I lifted it quickly and hit myself in the mouth. Now I have a fat bloody lip and a boyfriend who can't stop laughing. FML

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By Anon - 08/11/2010 18:34 - Singapore

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By Grrrreat - 04/02/2015 15:16 - United Kingdom - Hatfield

Today, after a heavy make-out session, my boyfriend and I discovered his lips bruise really easily. This wouldn't be a problem except he's been telling people I hit him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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I'M SORRY!

By Anonymous - 25/08/2023 04:00

Today, I got back at my boyfriend for sticking the hoover nozzle in my mouth as a prank by doing the exact same thing to him. Unfortunately, it must have burst a blood vessel in his lip because it swelled right up and his entire lower jaw on the right side is just one massive bruise. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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By Roxy19 - 22/01/2013 06:50 - United States - San Diego

Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to text while on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar and tripped in front of everyone. FML

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By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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Jimboom 11

Thursday 21 January 2010 16:09

Into self harm? Theres an app for that.

farmgirl 3

Thursday 21 January 2010 16:22

Apparently you never learned the difference between sexy and slutty.

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omgmorganomg 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:05

aaah! I voted fyl because it was 666. it's 667 now

ensemble_coeur 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:46

why the hell would you flash him in the waiting room? thats not sexy, you're just a tart. F the lives of the people who had to see that.

xlostwithoutu 0

Friday 22 January 2010 0:09

I have an iPhone too and Hahaha nice job

anonymouskid35 0

Friday 22 January 2010 0:17

haa awesome.

lrv2003 0

Friday 22 January 2010 0:37

how come u flashed him? lol

iankennedy17 0

Friday 22 January 2010 0:46

ydi for having an iphone

AxCxDxDx 0

Friday 22 January 2010 0:57

Why would that be sexy in the first place? ydi

wynn163 0

Friday 22 January 2010 1:34

I find it funny that the 'med student' who posted earlier dissed chiropractors for creating 'horror stories'... as if nobody has had a botched surgery or suffered from medical malpractice from other medical professions before.... /roll eyes Boy do I sure have faith in our 'future generation.'

him51772 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:14

the difference is, surgeries are made in an attempt to save lives, unless its some rich bimbo getting surgery cuz theyre an idiot but thats beside the point. surgery began as a way to save lives. chiropractors try to relieve pain, and ya it can help a fair bit but would it be worth it if they ****** up just slightly and you ended up partially paralyzed because they did something wrong? well your certainly pain free then.