By im_radd - 21/01/2010 07:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, while in the waiting room at the chiropractor's office, I thought I'd be sexy and flash my boyfriend. Forgetting that my iPhone was in the front pocket of my hoodie, I lifted it quickly and hit myself in the mouth. Now I have a fat bloody lip and a boyfriend who can't stop laughing. FML
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Jimboom 11

Into self harm? Theres an app for that.

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farmgirl 3

Apparently you never learned the difference between sexy and slutty.

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sentient 10

I heartily applaud your intentions - its a shame it turned out so bad

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myfriend_youfail 3

Please tell me you two were alone in that waiting room....no desk receptionist, no other patients waiting to be seen...and please tell me there were no windows. Because really, come on...who the hell exposes themselves in a public waiting area at the doctor's office????? That's somewhere between weird and nasty. Your phone was trying to tell you to keep your shirt on. ;)

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him51772 0

/sigh id say its safe to assume that by 'waiting room' they meant they were already inside where the doctor was going to do the treatment, they were just waiting for him to finish with another patient. Not a chiropractors office but my towns local doctors office has multiple rooms used by one doctor at a time and you are brought in to wait for about 5 minutes before the doctor actually sees you. hope thats the case here anyway xD

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upthedownslide 0

hahahahaha agreed :)

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myfriend_youfail 3

Oh. Well, in my neck of the woods, "waiting room" means that big public area with lots of chairs and magazines, where everyone waits before being taken back into the actual exam rooms. The actual individual rooms are just called "exam rooms". I certainly hope that's the case...I don't think I want to go to a doctor's office where random girls flash their boobs in the common waiting area. O_o

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sarcdude 3

Why in hell would you flash someone in a public place? YDI.

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BelaLugosisdead 0

YDI Whoreface. =]

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Attix 0

AH HAHAHAHA! That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while!!!

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isitofficial_ 0

bahahahah, would have been waaaay worse if a doctor or another person came in. but seriously, this could be fake because there would have been a receptionist or some shiz. YDI OP.

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