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By Janice - 07/11/2011 05:12 - Canada

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 476
You deserved it 7 943

Same thing different taste

Top comments

saIty 17

Just pull all the fat on your face back with rubber bands.

Comments

You made me laugh for a good 30 seconds during my stressful day... thank you ='D

leadman1989 15

Then give the man a damn thumbs up. I don't understand people that do that.

Yeah, how DARE you say something nice using words and stuff! That's unethical, illogical, and possibly illegal. I must insist that you stop.

KiddNYC1O 20

Actually, I don't understand why people would thumb down comments like her's.

leadman1989 15

It's like someone not laughing at a comedian but when asked they say it was funny. 0 .o Doc I've seen you rip people for less don't tell me you're goin soft on her because she's purty.

Leadman, the only time I get on people's asses for a compliment is when they comment on their profile picture.

It's k I'm 5'2 and weigh 123 n it happens to me so it's k!! N for anyone that wants to call me fat f*ck ***

Whether that last word is "you" or "off"... You didn't need to "***" it.

Unless she's telling us to "**** ass"...

drawmesunshine 17

96, Your comment makes me want to watch The Boondock Saints. A penny saved is worth two in a bush.

Sorry, OP! Aging happens. Neither my face nor my breasts jiggle, but that's because I'm a youngster with no boobs.

cj7geojeep 0

I'm sorry 66...my thumbs up accidentally turned into a thumbs down...my fingers are too big

U r from Canada,it's cold,ur face will jiggle,ur boobs will get hard. ;-)

JHandAC 4

WAIT- How do we know OP doesn't just have fat cheeks and mosquito bite boobs? It's a possibility...

#75 It's so disrespectful to call small boobs "mosquito bites." I have what you would call "mosquito bites", but I don't make fun of anyone's appearance...Probably because I've learned how much being made fun of because of how you look is no fun at all.

I can see the advertisements now: Face Sports Bra!!! And wow, that's a lot of moderated comments...