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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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By hotheadslav - 21/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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Do it again

By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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You deserved it 3 501

By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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By SaMike - 01/09/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

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You deserved it 4 743

By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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Bad timing, dude

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 07:59 - Australia

Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML

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You deserved it 150

yoursavinggrace 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 1:17

Aw, you guys are so disgusting together.

0___0 9

Saturday 28 February 2009 10:45

lol keep that to yourself next time :~

Comments

sweetalicious 1

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:04

she's a sweetie. most girls wud clunk u in da face xD

meatloaf123 3

Monday 8 August 2011 20:21

TMI

stabbed1ntheback 0

Friday 21 October 2011 6:20

She loves you, bro.

aubsiezz 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 4:29

OMG EWW! That wld not work out for me!

1R1X0X0 10

Thursday 15 March 2012 0:14

I consider this relationship as kind disgusting and disturbing.. Sry dude, but these stories should stay inside your relationship.

tiffany1623 2

Saturday 31 March 2012 20:32

Lol that's seriously nasty.

jtaylor991 6

Friday 25 May 2012 18:56

at least she was cool about it although she still found it gross. +1 for awesome couple lol

Dallasluver19 14

Wednesday 30 May 2012 23:29

Moment ruined.,

zombieslayer83 19

Tuesday 18 December 2012 22:54

its gross, but you got a keeper.

JamieLT 22

Tuesday 16 July 2013 22:48

She was trying to make you feel better. Hiccuping vomits? She was disgusted. But didn't want you to feel bad.

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