It's not that bad. A big butt

I'm glad you did mention it was a cat instead of barking about a dog. That would've made your problem only "bigger".

that's hot

Well, a cat can do everything on the tiniest surfaces, so this doesn't say your ass is big.

Nah, it just means that your cat is comfy lying on you. They can curl themselves up to fit into a space that looks cozy. Even if they don't completely fit, if they're comfortable, they're happy. My cat likes to lie on my TV stand with some of her belly fat hanging off the edge!

You know the cat policy: "If it fits, I sits."

Your butt must be comfortable for the cat. Just don't get up or the cat might hook his/her claws into your butt.

don't feel bad, our cat does that on my 5'8" tall, 120 pound sister too

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round!

Haha feel free to hit me up anyyyyytime. Some men enjoy large behinds.