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By Anonymous - 17/10/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on the ground. It was night-time and there weren't many people around, so for a laugh, I picked it up and tossed it behind me as hard as I could. It hit someone. FML

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Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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illmatic2 16

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

You shouldn't dew that again.

BOOSCAREDU 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

Why? How would you get a laugh from it?

Comments

hobojo69 23

Tuesday 18 October 2011 5:55

And that is funny how??? Is there like some sort of inside joke here only one other person in the entire world knows??? WTF?!?!

sturgessjo 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 5:58

Rabidkid 14

Tuesday 18 October 2011 5:58

How dare you! Mountain Dew does not deserve that! You monster!

theghost1309 11

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:09

I'm curious as to what football game you could've been leaving, it wasn't an nfl game being as both the steelers and eagles played on sun, college doesn't play on Monday's and idk many high school teams who play on Monday's. So what game was going on on a Monday of all days?

JadedJarOfHearts 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:17

Win?

rmbennin 10

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:22

Shoulda had a V8.

Heatherndan21 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:27

Meanie!

Lovina_fml 8

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:37

That is....Just sad. Why would that be funny in the first place to throw it? And that is why you check your surroundings...

Killuminati420 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:49

Hah. At least it was not filled with piss that sprayed on you when you threw it. XD I had a friend who did the same thing.. But he ended up covered in urine. XD