Miscellaneous: Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle...

By Anonymous - 17/10/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on the ground. It was night-time and there weren't many people around, so for a laugh, I picked it up and tossed it behind me as hard as I could. It hit someone. FML

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Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from my teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By YEET - 21/12/2022 12:00

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Not sporty

By Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2022 21:00 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I got short-changed for a 12-pack of Mountain Dew. but I let it slide, even though they charged me double. i get home and immediately the box exploded and all the cans went falling down a flight of wooden stairs onto concrete. Fourteen stairs. FML

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But… why would you do that?

By cheerupsookylala - 29/09/2023 14:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I drank water from a random, half-full water bottle I found inside a bumper car (AKA dodgems) at the local fairground, thinking it was mine. It wasn't. FML

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By stupidity - 25/05/2012 19:30 - Switzerland - Geneva

Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML

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By Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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By blinkme - 28/08/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML

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illmatic2 16

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

You shouldn't dew that again.

BOOSCAREDU 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

Why? How would you get a laugh from it?

Comments

jillianmathers12 13

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:25

Your photo makes your comment so much better!

fml8396 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:26

Hahaha that is funny as hell!!!! KARMA IS A BEYOTCH!!!!

Nicole075 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:27

Lmao hi 5

Shafena 8

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:27

I thought you were gonna drink it and then realise it was a bottle of pee HAHA aww too bad

MaskedAspen 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:36

who even does that .. besides you ..

SuckItTrolls 7

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:40

Balls to you good sir!

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:45

Intercept!

claiiire_fml 17

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:48

That sounds.. Exciting

claiiire_fml 17

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:54

Haha, because throwing half empty water bottles behind you is SO funny! *HEAVY sarcasm*

Okayitwasme 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:57

Shoulda saw that coming!

anjtrg_1112 23

Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:08

Today, I was hit in the head with a Mountain Dew bottle by some asshole who thought it was hilarious to play catch with the wind. FML

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