You found a squirter!

thats cute

OK.. a few things. First, if she was sitting alone, maybe she wanted to, you know, be alone. Second, do not, under any normal circumstance, touch anyone, ever, without their consent. (Noting, of course, emergency situations.) Third, Use your voice, not your hands. A very soft "Hi there, would you mind some company?" would have been much better and put the ball in her court and very likely given you a much better response. You never know what someone may have encountered in their life. This is coming from a survivor of some pretty horrific abuse, not someone just saying this was not the brightest move on your part. Good luck, next time.

flense flens/ verb verb: flench slice the skin or fat from (a carcass, especially that of a whale). strip (skin or fat) from a carcass. "the skin had been flensed off" so was she cutting on a fish in the fountain or just a random nearby animal? can you imagine how scared she must be of you to start cutting a dead animal while pissing herself?

That's more like F-HER life.

First of all, your username is absolutely cringe-worthy. Second, what kind of a person decides to announce their presence by touching instead of using words? Third, all of this, and the fact that you were trying to "make a move" on the poor girl without talking to her first and making sure it's okay, is just really disgusting and I personally think her reaction was less than you deserved. You should've gotten a slap to the face, just to teach you a little lesson in consent. Poor girl. I hope the situation wasn't too traumatic for her.

Hell of a thing to do to the poor lass, Go buy a single rose, a letter of apology and a new Ferrari for her and she just might forgive you.

Do people really never tap anyone on the shoulder to get their attention? It's pretty likely that saying something would have had the same reaction. This girl obviously has something he had no way of knowing about. His wording is pretty bad, but what happened was obviously not intentional. You should ask before touching people, but tapping someone on the shoulder is so common you cannot expect nobody to ever do it. And if someone is just sitting doing something they possibly won't hear someone say something as they're not paying attention, so people tap them on the shoulder. And she was in public. Sitting in public someone will probably come up to you for countless reasons. People are being unnecessarily harsh for something that was an accident. It's nobody's fault and could never have been foreseen without prior knowledge.

That warm feeling you get when urine love, amirite?

You are so rude!