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By electricpuddle - 25/04/2011 01:11

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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Ouch!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 05:52 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was pooped on by a goose, peed on by a puppy, bit in the face by the mother dog, fell through the floor of the barn loft, and without knowing it was electric, rested my hand on the horse fence. FML

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By ouch - 17/09/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 11:01 - Germany - Olbersdorf

Today, I got the worst electric shock ever, touching a wire that was connected to the electric fence only by a plastic isolator, made specifically to NOT conduct electricity. I still don’t understand how it was possible. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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By mishyb - 28/07/2013 04:28 - United States - Englewood

Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML

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Goodbye horses

By Not Again! - 14/06/2019 04:16

Today, while riding a massive draft horse, the horse thought it would be fun to walk under a very low apple tree that sat level with his back. A branch hit me and made me fall off onto a coil of barbed wire, twisting my ankle in the process. FML

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By fml - 19/01/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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lamAzn 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:01

electric fence? that gotta hurt

Jonny_Trump 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:06

This is a rather shocking FML.

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gnarlyKARI 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:12

Shit , hope your alright.

bubblekitty 1

Monday 25 April 2011 9:15

ouch! that happened to my uncle :(

LolMoqz 10

Monday 25 April 2011 18:29

did you laugh?(x

alaskasfml 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:17

bright side, at least it didn't kill you. hope your week gets better!

desilovesandy 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:20

ouch o__o"

dreamering 16

Monday 25 April 2011 9:21

Stop giving your horses to drink that tiger shit and they end up like Charlie Sheen.

broadwaygirl22 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:23

who deserve that??

Livinia 11

Monday 25 April 2011 9:27

Electric mud puddle?

docscientist 9

Monday 25 April 2011 10:25

Sounds like an alternative band.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Monday 25 April 2011 19:28

It's Puddle of Mudd meets techno.

shbhakta 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:01

your so preety:)

hectik02 3

Monday 25 April 2011 9:29

horsey git payback

perdix 29

Monday 25 April 2011 9:29

I love it when horses laugh. They look like John Elway.

FallinngForYoux3 6

Monday 25 April 2011 9:37

ouch.

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