Reading that first sentence makes me wonder where your head was at. what exactly provoked those thoughts while you were presiding over children.

You should thank God that you have a hot girlfriend. I think that you can explain away your boner.

You clearly had a HARD day.

You should be commended, managing to multitask having a good wood and respond to an emergency as well Well done

This sort of irresponsible scapegoating by companies makes me angry. They put you in that uniform, they bear full responsibility. End of story. Take control of the meeting from the outset. Point out that the put you in that uniform. DO NOT talk about your girlfriend. If they ask why you got an erection then say it was simply the adrenaline and happiness at saving a life and feeling like a real hero. If they try to imply you're a pedophile then point out that you're not responsible for an unconscious and reflexive male response to being a complete stud and total hero. They ARE responsible for a conscious and perverted decision to make you go to work in what a stripper would wear. Point out that if anyone at the table is pervert then it is whoever came up with the dress code and made you wear it in public. For bonus points threaten to sue them for the emotional distress that their idiotic dress code has caused you and others.

It's involuntary. How can they punish you for it?

Shit dude that's really bad. Plz let us know the outcome

May the odds be even in you're favor

Hopefully they understand that poppin' a chub can be completely random and involuntary. If you're disciplined for letting your mind drift for a second, even after saving a child's life, that's everything wrong with America in a nutshell.

that's awesome !!