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By caaarl - 19/04/2012 19:46 - United Kingdom - Hemel Hempstead

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2013 21:16 - United States - West Chicago

Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Gardner

Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 17:02

Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By wtfiswrongwithher - 07/05/2011 13:56 - Australia

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

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By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

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By kana__ - 21/01/2015 16:26 - Japan

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML

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By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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By oops. - 22/12/2018 16:00

Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front of everyone. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Friday 20 April 2012 0:03

*sigh* It seems you can't escape duck faces anywhere. That stupid face ruins any photo.

TallestThoughts 12

Friday 20 April 2012 0:04

BANG!

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flashback.miss 28

Friday 20 April 2012 0:21

Ugh, when will the duck face look disappear?

caybree 0

Friday 20 April 2012 2:19

What the shit is your picture?

Anubis_81 21

Friday 20 April 2012 3:32

I think it's someone spewing water.

laevatin 2

Friday 20 April 2012 15:25

She is obviously swallowing something glitterish... It's not spewing water...

kandi_kid69 15

Friday 20 April 2012 21:09

131- Looks like a girl giving a *******..

WhyAmUHere 19

Friday 20 April 2012 0:21

FYL for having that in your wedding photos, but YDI for marrying a bimbo who would do something like that.

gurly98 13

Friday 20 April 2012 0:40

Yeah because it's her fault she was born with an ugly duck face

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 20 April 2012 1:24

Uhhh… do you even know what a duckface is?

mk58 31

Friday 20 April 2012 1:50

61, do you have any idea what a duck face is?

mk58 31

Friday 20 April 2012 3:20

FML is being really weird... 96, your comment was not there when I replied! :S

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 20 April 2012 18:05

Yeah, I'm ninja like that. :3

russianraccoon 0

Friday 20 April 2012 0:26

I dont want to live on this planet anymore.

gkdine18 1

Friday 20 April 2012 0:26

She's a keeper!

hellbilly205 17

Friday 20 April 2012 1:57

Dont you just love getting thumbed down for sarcasm?

StupidBunnies 10

Friday 20 April 2012 0:27

Oh Good Lord you poor man.

pexy_fml 16

Friday 20 April 2012 0:29

And I realized that at the time she was still immature

brutal_banger 10

Friday 20 April 2012 12:50

Kittens!!

VeganVampyre 26

Saturday 21 April 2012 5:58

Thank you, 257. We all thought they were trees.

iheartstewie7 5

Friday 20 April 2012 0:31

Still?...When was it ever cute?

kandi_kid69 15

Friday 20 April 2012 0:32

Still cute? It never was cute.

gurly98 13

Friday 20 April 2012 0:34

No quacking

OffToTheGayBar 9

Friday 20 April 2012 0:34

Was she chucking up deuces, too?

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