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By caaarl - 19/04/2012 19:46 - United Kingdom - Hemel Hempstead

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2013 21:16 - United States - West Chicago

Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Gardner

Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 17:02

Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By wtfiswrongwithher - 07/05/2011 13:56 - Australia

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

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By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

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By kana__ - 21/01/2015 16:26 - Japan

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML

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By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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By oops. - 22/12/2018 16:00

Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front of everyone. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Friday 20 April 2012 0:03

*sigh* It seems you can't escape duck faces anywhere. That stupid face ruins any photo.

TallestThoughts 12

Friday 20 April 2012 0:04

BANG!

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groupleader 7

Friday 20 April 2012 3:01

That wasn't duck face, she was preparing for the honeymoon...

xxxSANAxxx 0

Friday 20 April 2012 3:04

quaackkk quaackk ;D

vbmg152 18

Friday 20 April 2012 3:07

At least she has a sense of humor! Most women would never do that!

ayyemmcee 1

Friday 20 April 2012 3:07

Duck face strikes again :( sorry OP

alvarny 17

Friday 20 April 2012 3:10

It should have been a shotgun wedding.

Anubis_81 21

Friday 20 April 2012 3:28

Can you get an annulment?

midnight21 8

Friday 20 April 2012 3:42

Didn't you know she did that before you married her? Sorry but it seems that you deserved it.

petraphotoDOTca 6

Friday 20 April 2012 3:49

do you spend a lot of time googling images of swollen monkey anuses? or are you trying to redirect traffic to a new blog you just wrote?

elinachka 7

Friday 20 April 2012 4:02

Duck season again -.-

kalbrek009 20

Friday 20 April 2012 4:05

Time for a photoshop "crop n drop" face from of a different picture where she didn't "put on a stupid face" to fix them (scan them into a computer if they're not already on one)

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