Intimacy: Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me,...

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 04:59 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend video-called me in the middle of the night, drunk after a night out of partying. He told me that he was chatted up by a girl and proudly exclaimed that he told her off, given his status, all the while showing large hickeys on his neck. FML

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By anonymous - 03/09/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2018 03:00

Today, I found a video on my boyfriend's phone of him getting a blowjob. When I confronted him, he panicked and claimed it was me in the video. Then he tried to say it was from before we met, even though in the video he was wearing the watch I bought him for his birthday 3 days ago. FML

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By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01

Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2020 19:00

Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML

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By j…… - 14/08/2011 03:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

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By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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By TeamVomit - 27/08/2017 23:15

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML

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ThexFroggyGirl 21

Tuesday 16 October 2012 16:10

Well damn. Learn to think before you speak, or else stupid shit like that happens.

007type 26

Tuesday 16 October 2012 16:14

Were you also drunk when you saw the video?

Comments

PedroTall 0

Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:18

It's so very nice that you can actually use "GIRL" for a euphemism . Very nice touch.

leftyb10 12

Wednesday 17 October 2012 19:18

Hope that guy is smart enough to not take you back!

DrFuzzyPickles 9

Wednesday 17 October 2012 21:08

Bitch

aribari373 5

Thursday 18 October 2012 4:38

Why didn't he say something?

DrFuzzyPickles 9

Thursday 18 October 2012 5:09

Bitch.

acetheone 8

Thursday 18 October 2012 5:19

you sound just like my last ex wife OP. she was a total bitch. ydi.

ebethsuperstar 2

Thursday 18 October 2012 5:35

Why are we ignoring the fact that her boyfriend filmed her giving him head while she was clearly too drunk to consent to being on video? He sounds like a sicko frat type who has probably cheated on her by giving other chicks roofies before, hence the fact that he didn't defend himself. She is better off!

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 18 October 2012 21:54

Why would you think she was too drunk to consent to being videoed? If she was able to consent to giving head, she was probably able to consent (or not care enough to say no) to being videoed. Since we can't see the video we wont know if it was a surreptitious video or not.