Intimacy: Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me,...

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2018 03:00

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2020 19:00

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By j…… - 14/08/2011 03:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

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By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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By TeamVomit - 27/08/2017 23:15

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML

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Tuesday 16 October 2012 16:10

Well damn. Learn to think before you speak, or else stupid shit like that happens.

007type 26

Tuesday 16 October 2012 16:14

Were you also drunk when you saw the video?

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amerikaninfidel 2

Tuesday 16 October 2012 18:15

I like to shine that he didn't speak up and say "hay, that's you" because he has several videos of that happening on his camera and he didn't know what all the OP saw.

noisebox 1

Tuesday 16 October 2012 18:17

Well you could probably get him back if you're willing to give some head, I mean get a head...

TheLittlePug 3

Tuesday 16 October 2012 18:24

How could you not know it was you?

natalia18oo 12

Tuesday 16 October 2012 18:29

Haha that's pretty much happened to everyone in my family some time or other, except me! We call it "The Curse"!!!

natalia18oo 12

Tuesday 16 October 2012 18:35

Wrong FML, sorry!!!!

dogpup4 23

Tuesday 16 October 2012 18:41

HAHAHAHAHA. Oh dear, this wasn't a very good FML to post that on.

Ugi 26

Tuesday 16 October 2012 19:24

I'm so disappointed that this comment was on the wrong FML! And now I have somehow to rid myself of the image of this one applying to your granddad!

natalia18oo 12

Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:14

Lol whoops my bad!!

marramrammar 2

Tuesday 16 October 2012 18:35

He knows it was you! And he is waiting for you to call back with that humble pie ! In fact, you will to do some more humming for flying of at the handle. Should have thought if it is a new camera he put it there for you , and it seems like you were shit faced on your BDay to accept it so he gave it a test run.

sugoine 12

Tuesday 16 October 2012 18:44

Moron of the month award goes to.........

luckey777 3

Tuesday 16 October 2012 18:46

Could have been your sister

Duceswild99 19

Tuesday 16 October 2012 18:59

You might as well let him keep the video as a memento. If he got punished for the crime, then he should at least have something to show for it, right?