By myasshurts - 14/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 735
You deserved it 6 665

Same thing different taste

Comments

Decapitation 3

Kick him in the balls and ask if that feels like lightning!!!

The_Troller 14

Obviously youve never been kicked hard in the balls before. But now you should be.

I never condone intentional ball injury. There is a grey area if someone is trying to rape/kill you but otherwise DON'T DO IT.

Decapitation 3

No I have, this was just a bad attempt at a joke.

Does that mean he was as fast as lightning as well, then?

onorexveritas 23

you should've smacked his sac and said "I GOT HOS!"

You have, to the millionth power, the most moronic profile "about me" I've ever seen on fml.

81 I couldn't agree more. I hate most girls my age.

Should have asked him how he likes being a side effect.

jaredofmo 22

Why do these never tell us whether the OP is male or female? Either way... Drop the thunder.

At least the thunder didn't come from the other end.