By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:16 - United States

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Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
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YouCantBreakMe 9

To me it seems like you deserve it. How about him telling you he loves you first, then after awhile give him a *******?

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WallyTheWombat 0

You're a man and you talk like that? Not all men are pigs. I tell my GF that I love her whenever we part ways because I never know if I'm gonna see her again. If something happens, I don't want the last thing I said to be "great ******* babe ;)"

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gillilandreas 0

oh, wow. like we haven't heard THAT one before. that's been on here at least two times before

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Daddymo 14

Men give love for sex. Women give sex for love.

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waldoo37 8

I'm guessing it works... I'm going to start only saying I love you when I want a ********

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teeaitch 2

What he's saying is that he loves blow jobs, and you happen to be part of the package. Hey, beats playing board games by yourself...

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karan301 2

quit complaining you're making progress.

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kawaiixalice 15

This sounds so similar to another FML posted not long ago.

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notsoluckypup 12

OP, honestly any jerk can say I love you when they want something but it takes a man to tell you I love you and mean it without wanting anything...

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lvanlier 0

-5- real attractive, you in your whitey tightys on a dirt bike, change your damn picture it's not hot

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rogerover 19

you got it girl. I like the way you think.

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