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By yif2 - 16/05/2015 11:47 - United States

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

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By scaredscreenless - 16/08/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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By pritch44 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML

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By madisonbubch - 23/09/2014 01:04 - United States - Vine Grove

Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML

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By BetterThanChocolate - 20/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

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By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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Lexipants 21

Sunday 17 May 2015 6:08

Bro, he mowed the shit out of them.

firefox9778 20

Sunday 17 May 2015 6:09

Oh my god. I would be horrified. How many rabbits were there, OP?

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red_head_magee 7

Sunday 17 May 2015 17:48

what the **** noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Nico_di_AngeloX 13

Sunday 17 May 2015 18:34

"You used lawnmover. It was super effective!" Seriously though, that's terrible, a sight like that is something no one wants to see, or do.

DarkCvengence 15

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:15

that sucks hope they have a painless death don't feel bad OP you didn't know they were there

cantfixme36 28

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:24

Oh my god... I would have cried so hard!! I'm so sorry. But.. I mean... Natural selection, right? They didn't run away when they heard a threat coming

Ravensmoon666 19

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:44

The poor babies, don't feel bad OP you couldn't have known.

BlueGiraffe 13

Sunday 17 May 2015 20:22

That is the saddest thing I've ever heard):

Stxsyh 30

Sunday 17 May 2015 20:28

Poor thing :(

blondelife 13

Sunday 17 May 2015 20:53

The rabbits didn't move when they heard you approaching? Unless they were small babies you'd think a full grown rabbit would run away before you could reach it

AngryRabbit 2

Sunday 17 May 2015 21:56

This makes me angry.

Alittleghosty 3

Sunday 17 May 2015 22:16

Trainer uses lawn mower It was...super effective....

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