Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped,...

By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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By Heww - 28/09/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumps on my lap and vomits all over my doughnuts, stares at me then bites the doughnut out of my hand. FML

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You OK, hun?

By Porche - 12/11/2015 16:24 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend called me at work and said, "I hate to do this over the phone..." I burst into tears, thinking he was going to break up with me. Turns out he only ate my last doughnut. Now my co-workers think I'm a weirdo. FML

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Yummy

By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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By Glutton - 28/01/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By still hungry - 21/04/2012 13:04 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 18:31 - France

Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML

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Thursday 3 February 2011 1:05

YDI for dating a cop(;

coralita 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:03

he should of brought you one!

Comments

naiisrandom 7

Sunday 10 July 2011 21:25

win

DomoLaDii 8

Sunday 31 July 2011 22:11

LMAO THATS DIRTY AHAHA...

ThisRandomChild 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:35

What would have been really awkward is if he put the doughnut on his d*ck and then kept going

camelspanker69 0

Friday 5 August 2011 20:43

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM GOING TO TRY THAT ONE!

Muwahaha_fml 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 15:27

YDI for letting him finish. Heeeeelll no

LullzKitteh 1

Friday 4 November 2011 0:24

start doing those kegels, hon!

White_Knightspc 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 1:31

He should've had a V8

joker118 7

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:12

lol, if he put the doughnut on his d*ck then it would be a lemon filled

BlackCloudedSldr 5

Sunday 22 January 2012 6:59

He's actually trying to scare you off. He doesn't care enough about you to respect you as a girlfriend. Only a personal sex toy. Dear Jessica. You fail if you're still dating him. Although you win if you still are and is trying to best him at his own game. Trying letting a big one rip. We LOVE that.