Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly...

By jcooh0lla - 24/07/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimacy. However, he told me we could still continue while the oven preheated. FML

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Same thing different taste

By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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Fire hazard

By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 17:11

Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML

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By PTKFML - 26/07/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

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Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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By youngsamoo92 - 07/12/2016 04:32 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate when she pulled me in close and whispered in my ear, "We're getting Chips Ahoy after this." I came. FML

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By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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By clashgurl8449 - 17/02/2011 08:08

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

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Hangry sex

By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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Ringmaster1 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:52

And who says all men think about is sex.

Kitola 2

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:52

Naked cookie baking? WIN!!

Comments

zap_fml 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 11:30

He's pretty fantastic.

troyisafag 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 11:41

Cookies are better than sex any day... but check the milk he used :P

abylaunch 10

Saturday 25 July 2009 11:58

I once had a guy stop in the middle of sex to get a bowl of fruit loops, and it was I only the second time I had ever had sex to

darkshadow_fml 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:05

Maybe if you baked him cookies he wouldn't have to stop in the middle of sex to do it

fucentarmal 1

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:29

hey 140 a clear sign you need practice...i am willing to help, i offer a full personal tutorial, then to show this isn't about me, i will broaden your horizons by arranging practice sessions with other partners ...let me know

Pink_ElePhant88 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 0:34

Or go buy some at the store and say you baked them

TItan160 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 13:44

now that's spontaneous :)

conan6 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 13:57

Mmmmmm...cookies.

Einstein714 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 16:22

I heard the cookie monster on sesame street eats vegetables instead of cookies now, what is the world coming to

skaterpunk8678 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:27

Haha that sounds like me. When I want cookies, I want them right then, no matter what i'm doing, feel good, your sex reminded him off fresh baked chocolate chip cookies...yum(: